Saturday before last I took a trip to the local store and played in a little three round tournament. I am the normal PG for the store, but as I’d recently had a baby, I hadn’t had a lot of time to play Warmachine, so I was determined to play.
It had been a while since I’d played, and I thought that the I’d built some decent lists. I was going in without Epic Asphyxious because I was sure people would be teching against him, and I thought my chances without him were greater than with him.
I brought the Following lists:
|Faction: Cryx||Faction: Cryx|
|Tier 3||Tier 0|
|Goreshade the Cursed||+5||Pirate Queen Skarre||+6|
|Bane Thralls (Leader and 9 Grunts)||8||Skarlock Thrall||2|
|* Bane Thrall Officer & Standard||0||Bane Knights (Leader and 9 Grunts)||10|
|Bane Thralls (Leader and 9 Grunts)||8||Bane Thralls (Leader and 9 Grunts)||8|
|* Bane Thrall Officer & Standard||3||* Bane Thrall Officer & Standard||3|
|The Withershadow Combine||5||Blackbane's Ghost Raiders (Leader and 9 Grunts)||9|
|Bane Lord Tartarus||4||Necrosurgeon & 3 Stitch Thralls||2|
|Necrotech & 1 Scrap Thrall||1||Satyxis Raiders (Leader and 5 Grunts)||5|
|Necrotech & 1 Scrap Thrall||1||* Satyxis Raider Sea Witch||2|
|Pistol Wraith||3||Pistol Wraith||3|
|3 Scrap Thrall||1||Pistol Wraith||3|
|3 Scrap Thrall||1|
|3 Scrap Thrall||1|
I’d been 11-1 with Epic Goreshade, and Skarre was bringing along Incorporeal to make peoples lives miserable. The goal was to jam scenarios and flood the field with bodies, making making every choice of the opponent a painful one. Goreshade brought the Kraken for extra phantom hunter goodness, and I was ready to rock and roll.
The field was a tough crowd. There was only 9 of us, but we were all good. Locals Chris, Anthony and Phil had all won tournaments both locally and at nearby conventions. I’d tangled with Jason, Andy and Ryan both before and neither of them were pushovers. I knew that Curtis was a newcomer to the Area, but he’d been playing since the days of yore. The only person that I’d not played against or knew was a fellow I just referred to as Beard.
The Field was thus:
Phil and Me: Cryx
Chris: Protectorate of Menoth
Andy, Curtis, Jason and Beard: Khador.
I knew it was going to be a long day. I’d been fighting Khador a long time, and its not my favorite fight.
I get paired up against Khador in the first round (surprise!) and Its Beard! Turns out his name is Paul. This is cool to me because I like playing against different people, as they tend to have different theories and ways of playing the game. I was stoked, and he had only one list. I figured I’d take Epic Goreshade on his first tour, as I was familiar and confident. Sadly, I’d just picked poorly, as he was playing Vlad. This allowed him to wind wall away my only shooting threat and make me one dimensional, as I’d forgotten to pack an arc node into the list. He also got to choose sides, and due to table setup one of these was in the way of the center of my deployment zone:
It was massive, and blocked my everything, but, I felt it was part of the deal with playing the game, so I worked around it. I ended up loosing in part because of it, in part because I forgot how the game worked, and in part because I hate Khador. I did have him kill some 40 Bane thralls, but at the end of the day, the Greylord Outriders he had were more than up for the task. both the Kraken and Goreshade ended up not committing until very late, and that caused me to not gain points nearly fast enough. we were scoring at the same rate until he was able to stop me from scoring on his turn, and he won the game, fare and square.
I entered the losers bracket, and was ok with that. I was fighting for second with about 3 other people. I had take out 47 Army points, and scored 5 control points in the last game so my tiebreakers were awesome.
Instead, Jason crushed my soul at the top of turn 2. I got one turn in and BAM, Sorcha’d.
See, Sorcha ran turn 1 into a defensive position, and I had moved Scarre prematurely up 7 inches from her deployment zone. Turns out, one wind rush + charge + feat later, Skarre was Frozen in place. Eiryss followed, doing what she does, and stripped my 5 FOC camp, and did a damage or two. Winterguard Rocketeers then slid up, bobbing and weaving, and did their job, lobbing rocket into a frozen Skarre until she was little more than quivering flesh chunks. It was significantly disappointing, as I’d not only gotten rolled, I didn’t kill a single model on his side.
I started doing the math about who was playing who, and I realize that unless Curtis loses his match, I was going to get the bye with the worst record in the tournament. So guess what happens? Curtis Wins. I get the bye, and Don’t even end up with the worst record and get my tournament fee back so I can play a later tournament (a bye counts as a win! Yay!)
At the end of the day, I enjoyed getting out and seeing some good friends. I didn’t put up a good show, but I expected that. I have to knock the rust off of 6+ months of not playing competitive Warmachine. Fortunatly, I had friends coming over on the 28th.
Sadly, as you’ll soon read, that didn’t end well for me either!